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What is Dad's Joke?
A dad joke is a short joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer, but not a narrative. Generally inoffensive, dad jokes are stereotypically told with sincere humorous intent, or to intentionally provoke a negative reaction to its overly-simplistic humor.
- Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he.
- What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
- When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.
- What do you call someone with no nose? Nobody knows.
- What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
- Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.
- How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1... or 2?
- I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point in Russian into things.
- Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
- Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
- I used to work for a soft drink can crusher. It was soda pressing.
- A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bartender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”
- I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
- I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge.
- Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
- There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
- Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
- What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
- Q: What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe? A: 400 Million Dollars.
- What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon.
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